Schizophrenia
Hallucinations
# of times person talks to a non-existing conversational partner per day (checked via viderecord)
Delusions
# of times person doesn't answer the door and visibly hides somewhere (checked with videocamera)
Racing thoughts
# of times person changes the topic per 5 minutes of conversation
![Apathy](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sOGlHwhS7xQ/S8E3D3gUcmI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/hgWK4qKVL_Q/s1600/apathy.jpg)
Apathy
# of minutes person spends still,nonmoving when provided a computer (or any other stimuli)
Social disfunction
# of people person reports spending more than 2 hours a week with, of their own volition
Memory problems
score acquired when given a standardized memory test
![Paranoia](http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/paranoia.jpg)
Paranoia
When given an open ended question, # of times person expresses concern about their own safety from another person or group of people
![Poverty of speech/thinking](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Cloth_embroidered_by_a_schizophrenia_sufferer.jpg/220px-thumb.jpg)
Poverty of speech/thinking
# of times person uses a word that doesn't exist in his/her own language
![Lack of motivation](http://smarteregg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lazybears.jpg)
Lack of motivation
# of projects started on one's own that are never finished
![Catatonic behavior](http://www.minddisorders.com/images/gemd_01_img0029.jpg)
Catatonic behavior
Freezing in a single position for more than 3 minutes, total time is measured in minutes