CS World Domination

Closer Proximity to members of the opposite gender

Girls

Talk to

Meet in Lounge

Guys (For Suk and Bo)

Finish "Duke Nukem Forever"

Reap profit

Hire Yahtzee as language trainer

British Accents

Immense Awesomeness

Better game design

Buyout by EA

Immense Riches

Orbital Pirate satellite

Skynet

Build Terminator

Make GOOD games

Trip to Sweden

Meet up with the Pirate bay

Buy Sea Land

Install Massive Tubes

Reap large advertising profits

Stage hostile takeover of RIAA

Stage hostile takeover of MPAA

World Peace

Stage hostile takeover of Microsoft

Join the Pirate Party