Sabre Tooth Curriculum Chapter 4

Higher Paleolithic Education


University of Okaloosa is making metaphysics or pure thought the aim.

Paleolithic Univeristy History

University started when creek got too muddy to catch fish and had to be studied for cultural or magical reasons.

Sorcery, chieftainship and hunting engineering were learned professions.

Tigers left, then medicine men stepped in and the field of tiger scaring became esoteric.

Not all courses rated the same, magic values different for each subject, not standardized.

Tiger Scaring Shame

Was a Pre-Req until it pushed the limits

Ichthyologist professor had evidence to back up his claim

Received his placement at the university by mistake, no fish-eat credits in tiger scaring, nobody would listen to him anymore and he was then blackballed

As a result of this scandal all future professors, medicine men, chiefs and engineers were required to take an oath about butt kissing.

Characters:

Dr. Peddiwell

Raymond Wayne

You must kiss BUTT!

3 Reforms

1. Free-magic system, students selected their own dosage, only the size of dose was prescribed.

2. After problems with the free-magic system you had the major-magic system where the only choice was the department. Made all departments suspicious of each other.

3. General magic system was an attempt to get back to the original one magic basis, however university chiefs decided all three would be called general magic.

Horse Clubbing & Fish Grabbing

Attained magical status

Each subject spent considerable time promoting their studies and rivals in subordinate status

If you were a practical study you were a disgrace