The True Story of the Three Little Pigs
Setting: Once upon a time time.
Characters: Wolf, Pig 1, 2, and 3.
Pig 1: Silly for making a house out of straw and died.
Wolf: Furry, sick, smart, and full.
Pig 1 and 2 got eaten and wolf didn't get his sugar.
Pig 2: He was smarter, butsince his house was of sticks, he died.
Pig 3: The smartest because his house was wolf proof.