fanny fart

queefs

Natalie's queefs

smells like

fried egg

tastes like

bird seeds

sounds like

an engine starting

Lenny's queefs

tastes like

sun cream

smells like

cabbage

sounds like

icecream hitting the floor

How they smell

of bacon

and trout

Kathryns queefs

tastes like

Cucumber and rice

smells like

bbq ribs

sounds like

a duck quacking

Billy's queefs

smells like

candy floss

sounds like

an air horn

tastes like

a cheese sandwich