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by Scott Lyons 16 years ago

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CS World Domination

The text outlines a grand and somewhat whimsical plan involving global domination, significant financial gains, and various stages of corporate takeovers. It includes ambitious steps such as buying Sea Land, reaping profits from large-scale advertising, and even staging hostile takeovers of major entities like Microsoft and the MPAA.

CS World Domination

CS World Domination

Trip to Amsterdam

Trip to Sweden
Join the Pirate Party
Meet up with the Pirate bay

Buy Sea Land

Install Massive Tubes

Reap large advertising profits

Stage hostile takeover of Microsoft

Stage hostile takeover of MPAA

World Peace

Stage hostile takeover of RIAA

Nicer couches

Finish "Duke Nukem Forever"
Reap profit

Hire Yahtzee as language trainer

Better game design

Buyout by EA

Make GOOD games

Immense Riches

Orbital Pirate satellite

Skynet

Build Terminator

British Accents

Immense Awesomeness

Learn basic hygene

Closer Proximity to members of the opposite gender
Guys (For Suk and Bo)
Girls

Meet in Lounge

Talk to